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Currently I am working on a one shot. I’m pretty much basing it off of my new year’s 2013 experience. So this new story is a little bit closer to my heart, than my other ones. I believe that it should be done by Sunday . If not then, than I am hoping by Monday. I’m getting my wisdom teeth removed, I guess today. So I’m not sure how much will be done, but I would really like to get this story out there, because I believe all of you will enjoy it. And also probably get a laugh out of how my new years eve was.
“Throw in free coffee and you have yourself a cute summer intern.” Sookie stood in front of him. She used her pointer finger to beckon him down to her level. Eric leaned down with a smile. Sookie kissed him, pulling back when Eric deepened the kiss. Eric looked at her. “You don’t seal some deals with a kiss?” She smirked.
Eric smiled. “With you that is the only way to seal a deal.” He walked out of the kitchen with a smile on his face. he walked over to Alcide. “How’d you manage to get off for the night?”
“When Pam tells you to do something you do it.” He moved closer to Eric. “Tell anyone this and I’ll kill you, but Pam scares me. How you stick up to her is beyond me.”
Eric laughed. “Since when are you afraid of Pam?”
“Since she visited you freshmen year of college and then she yelled at me for being a slob. She watched me clean my side of the room.” Alcide shuddered at the horrid memory. Anytime he stopped cleaning she’d yell and hit him with a rolled up newspaper like a bad puppy.
Eric laughed. “So that’s why you kept your side clean from then on out.” He looked around the room. he saw pam talking to some girl with brown hair. Pam was really putting the moves on this girl. The girl was just as bad as Pam.
“Pretty much. I didn’t wanna give Pam a reason to go after me.” He smiled. “So how were things with the birthday girl last night?”
“We didn’t do anything last night.”
“I call bullshit. There is no way you two didn’t do anything. You were giving each other flirty eyes, for the entire fucking car ride.” He raised an eyebrow at his friend. “So that’s why when you’re not looking at her she’s looking at you.”
“All we did was kiss bro. I’m taking it slow with her. I’ve got the entire summer with her. She’s gonna be my intern.”
“So you’re paying her in order to spend time with her?” Alcide asked. “Sounds like a great idea to me.” Alcide rolled his eyes.
“No! She needed a job for the summer. I thought why not spend time with her.” Eric shrugged.
“Alcide!” Sookie yelled. Yeah she was drunk, but she stopped caring a while back.
“Happy birthday girl.” He smiled. He gave her a quick hug before Eric gave him the evil eye for touching his girl.
“Thanks.” She smiled. She stood next to Eric. “So what were you two talking about?”
Alcide laughed. “The day we met Pam. So how’d you two meet?”
“First day of college. We were roommates.” Sookie smiled. “The entire side of her room was pink. It was like walking into Barbie’s dorm room.”
Eric put an arm around Sookie. “How did you two manage to stay friends for the last five years?”
“Barbie needs friends in the dream house that she isn’t fucking.” Sookie laughed. Why did I come over here? Sookie thought to herself.There was an important reason, oh well. Let’s see what happens here.
“You’re surprisingly funny Blondie.” Alcide commented. No wonder why she and Eric are inseparable.
“I get funnier when I’m drunk.” Sookie shrugged. “Oh, I remember why I came over here.”
“And that was?” Eric laughed.
“I need people to do shots with me. Pretty pretty pretty please, with sugar on top?” Sookie batted her eyelashes.
“I’m down.” Alcide smiled. He hand’t been able to drink, actually getting drunk in a while so he was in for anything.
“Alright.” Eric smiled. He led them to the kitchen and lined up six shots. “Two each.” Eric winked at Sookie.
Alcide choked back a laugh at his friends expense. “Let’s do this.” Alcide smiled, as Eric handed him a shot.
“To Sookie.” Eric raised up his shot glass. Alcide, Eric, and Sookie tilted their heads back drinking down their first shot; Jack Daniels.
“Woo!” Sookie shuddered.
“That’s a real man’s drink honey.” Eric told her. “Now our for our last shot, we honor all the guys who will try to get in your pants tonight, but sadly they will fail.”
“Here, here!” Sookie tilted her head back drinking down the cherry flavored vodka like a champ.
Alcide banged his shot glass on the counter. “That one burned like a bitch.” Sookie nodded in agreement. “I need a beer.” Alcide went to the porch to go find one, leaving Eric and Sookie alone in the kitchen.
Eric moved in front of Sookie. he moved a stray piece of hair out of her eyes. “You look good birthday girl, good enough to eat.” He whispered in her ear. Eric’s hand cupped her cheek. He leaned down and kissed her. Sookie wrapped her arms around his neck, pulling him closer. Eric lifted her on the countertop. His hands gripped her thighs. Sookie’s tongue slipped in his mouth. Eric pulled Sookie closer to him. Eric broke the kiss when he needed to breathe. He moved his lips to Sookie’s neck. He alternated between biting and sucking. he kissed the spot behind her ear which made he squirm earlier in the day.
“Eric.” Sookie quietly moaned.
Hearing his name from her lips only spurred Eric on. He moved his hands up Sookie’s side. He touched every part of her that wasn’t covered by fabric, which was most of her body. Sookie pulled Eric’s lips back to hers. Her hands covered his cheeks, pulling him close to her as physically possible. Their tongues battled for dominance.
“There you two are!” Pam yelled in to the kitchen.
Eric pulled back from sookie with a hard look on his face. “What do you want Pamela?”
“I’m looking for the birthday girl.” Pam smiled.
“I’m busy. Come back later.” Sookie flipped her friend the bird. It was very unlady like. If Gran was here she’d really lecture me for that decision.
“Too bad girl. You are the popular one tonight. Hess and I want to introduce you to a friend of ours. He’s only gonna be here for a little while before he goes to work.”
“What is he a stripper?” Sookie asked sarcastically.
“His boyfriend is. He’s the head cook at the strip club.”
“Can you please come back in five minutes?” Sookie practically begged her friend.
“No, come with me. You and eric can have a sleep over later.” Pam barked.
“I’m holding you to that Pamela.” Eric said back. HE kissed Sookie one more time before helping her down from the counter.
“So who am I meeting?” Sookie asked. She grabbed a handful of chips on her way to meeting Pam’s new friend.
“Lafayette Reynolds.” Pam stopped in front of a very tall, well Sookie couldn’t call him a man, diva. “This is Sookie, my friend from school that I’ve been telling you about for the last year.” Pam smiled. “Sookie this is Lafayette. Diva extraordinary.”
“Girl it is finally nice to meet you. The way Pam describes you I was expecting to meet a nun with a strippers body.” He laughed. He swooped down and gave her a peck on the cheek.
Sookie smiled. “Nice to meet you as well.”
“Pam told me that you spent the night with her glorious friend last night. Tell me that he is as good in the sack as he looks.”
Sookie laughed. “I only spent the night with him. Nothing happened below the belt.”
“Girl please don’t lie to me.”
“I swear I’m not.” Sookie gave her drunken promise. “Nothing happened below the belt.”
Eric took this moment to bring Sookie her drink she left in the kitchen, “Lafayette how are you doing? How’s Jesus?” Sookie looked at Eric with a question in her eyes, but he just handed her the cup.
“Jesus is great. He’s working the pole tonight. One of us has to make money while the other is out partying.” He laughed.
Sookie smiled at Lafayette. I like him. He’s just a flamboyant version of Pam, direct and to the point but with a flare the Pam will never have. Seeing the two of them together at a club has to be an interesting sight, Sookie thought to herself with a large smile.
“Well it was nice meeting you girl, but I gotta get to work. Eric it was great seeing your fine ass.” Lafayette smiled.
“Nice meeting you too.” Sookie laughed.
Eric smiled at Lafayette as he passed. “You know we should probably eat something before you throw up.”
“Just more margaritas please.” Sookie batted her eyelashes.
“How about we mea you a taco, and you eat that with a margarita?” He used his best smile on her.
“Gonna have a taco with me?”
“Why not.” Eric led drunk Sookie back to the kitchen.
“How come there’s no good music playing?” Sookie asked loudly.
“Because Pam wouldn’t know good music if it bit her tight ass.” Sookie immediately burst in to a fit of giggles. “Get my phone from my pocket and find Danza Kuduro.”
“How do you know spanish music?” Sookie asked as she looked for the song.
“The fifth fast and the furious movie.” Eric laughed. He put a plate in front of Sookie. “Try and eat this as I put the music on.” Eric left Sookie in the kitchen as he plugged his phone in to the speakers. When the music came on everyone began to dance. Eric saw Alcide even do a two step. When he entered the kitchen he saw Sookie and Jessica dancing. Sookie long forgotten about her taco. He watched them for a few seconds, until he was spotted by Jessica.
“Take over for me Eric. I think I wanna dance with Hoyt.” She smiled.
Sookie began moving her body against Eric’s. His hands landed on her hips. Damn she feels good, he thought. Nice song choice Northman. Sookie’s arms reached behind her and wrapped around Eric’s neck. Eric leaned down. “Damn Sookie, I hope these moves match your bedroom skills.”
“Mmm.” Sookie groaned at the thought of them in the bedroom. “I guess you’re gonna have to find out later when i have some birthday sex. If I remember correctly you did say you’d be willing to have some with me.”
This time Eric moaned. “I do believe I said that.” Eric briefly pulled Sookie closer to him before he moved away.
“Why’d you move away? Too hot and bothered?” Sookie laughed. She began filling up two shot glasses. Her plan was to get Eric just as drunk as she was, if it was possible. “Here.” She handed him the shot of tequila.
“What are we drinking to?”
“To the guy who gets in my pants, may he remember to make me breakfast in the morning like promised.” Sookie laughed.
“I believe that was only on work days.” Eric smiled. “How about this: may we both remember this night as the first time i rocked your world.”
Sookie laughed, but clinked her shot glass against Eric’s She took her shot like a champ, at least in her mind she did.
“Okay Sookie, I think it’s time we take it easy with the shots.” Eric took the bottle from her hands.
“Okay!” Sookie laughed. She took the bottle from Eric and began making a margarita.
“You’re gonna keep drinking aren’t you?” He laughed.
“Yep.” Sookie popped the p. “Unless you can think of anything else.” Sookie took her drink and went out to the living room.
Pam turned to Eric, then back to Sookie. “How do you two now each other?” Eric looked at Sookie unsure of what to say. Sookie starred at Eric. For the first time in over two hours Sookie was quiet. Pam looked between Eric and Sookie. Holy fuck balls, she thought, they hooked up last night. This is the guy that she was talking about. “Did you two fuck last night?”
“Hook up is probably the wrong word to use Pam.” Eric told her. “A small sleep over is probably the best way to describe what happened last night.”
Sookie nodded in agreement. “Well this is awkward.” She mumbled.
Jessica came running out of the room with a bra in her hand. “Sookie will you please put on your… Oh hi Eric. Why are you early?”
Eric smiled. “Hi Jess, and hi Sookie.”
Sookie nodded at him. She pulled Jessica to her, whispering, “Why didn’t you two tell me you were inviting someone over early?”
“Because you weren’t supposed to get drunk before five o’clock.” Jessica laughed. “Come on Sookie, let’s finish getting you dressed.”
“I am dressed.” Sookie protested.
“No let’s put some more clothes on you.” Jessica pulled Sookie to her bedroom. “Come on Sookie, put on a bra and underwear.”
Sookie sighed. “What’s the point? By the end of the night it’s just gonna come off anyway.”
“Sookie put on a pair of boy shorts. Although you have a very nice ass, you don’t want it to come pop out during your party. And put on a strapless bra. I can see your nipples, including the outline of them. I love you, but that is too much of you, even for me, to see.”
Sookie took the garments from her friend. “Can I please have some privacy to put them on?”
Jessica walked out of the room. This is going to be one big shit show tonight, Jessica thought. Jessica walked over to Pam and Eric, who were arguing.
“You’ve gotta be kidding me Eric!” Pam had her index finger on his chest.
“Pam if you’ve spoken to her about last night, you’d know that nothing happened.” Eric moved her finger. “Stop trying to control my life!”
“Eric you’re the one who wanted me to hook you up with someone for the summer. I refuse to let the two of you have sex before she’s had a rebound guy. You Eric Northman are used to being that guy. Right now you are the guy who girls go after when they’ve broken up with a guy. You rock their world and then you leave them. You Eric Northman are not supposed to be the rebound guy. You are supposed to be the guy who changes Sookie’s minds about guys. You are the one who is supposed to show her that you can rely on people, specifically men. You both work in the same industry. You both work in New York. You deserve to be happy and so does she. The two of you are made for one another.”
“Pam I am not letting her fuck some random stranger so I turn out to be the better guy. I know how I feel about her. If I have to I will take it slow with her.” Eric walked away from Pam. He went to the door where Jessica emerged from. He saw Sookie laying on the bed. “Mind if I join you?’
“Not at all. Did they send you in to babysit me?” She asked looking up at him.
“No. I needed a break from them.” Eric smiled at her. He sat down next to her. “You look beautiful tonight.”
“Thank you.” She laughed. “So how do you really know Pam?”
“We’re old family friends. We basically grew up together.”
“How come you never came to visit when she was in college?”
“Because she was always trying to fix me up with you. She never just wanted me to visit.” He smiled. “I was in college. I didn’t want to be in a relationship with anyone then.”
Sookie laughed. “Pam doesn’t understand that people don’t always want to be in a relationship.”
“That is very much true.” Eric laid down with Sookie. “So why did you get drunk before five? Couldn’t wait for happy hour?”
Sookie laughed hard. “Pam asked me to tell her why I broke up with my boyfriend. The only way I could answer was to get drunk first.”
“So what did your boyfriend do for you to break up with him?”
“He… Bill… He cheated on me with my roommate, in my own bed.” Sookie told him. “The worst part, which I didn’t tell Pam, is that it was on our two year anniversary.”
Eric didn’t know what to say. Who would want to cheat on Sookie? She is so beautiful, any other girl can be considered ordinary. “I’m sorry to hear about that.”
“Don’t be. He had a small dick, and the sex was horrible.”
Eric laughed. “Does all your shame leave when you’re drunk?”
“Pretty much.” Sookie laughed.
“Shall we drink more? We can toast in honor of the fact that you will no longer have to deal with small prick… What was his name?”
“Small prick Compton.” Eric laughed, and Sookie laughed with him. “Come on let’s get a drink. Pam’s already mad at you for being drunk, it can’t get any worse than that.” Eric stood up and held a hand out for Sookie. She accepted and they walked towards the kitchen.
“Jessica please tell me we started cooking?” Pam yelled.
“All we have to do is heat it all up. I made everything when you were babysitting.” Jess laughed.
“You two are horrible people. Why I am even friends with the two of you?”
“Because alcoholics stick together.” Pam replied looking up from her blender.
“Another batch?” Sookie questioned with a smile.
“Yes. Thankfully Eric brought more tequila. We may have to go get more though.”
“Sookie and I can go get more. Three or four bottles?” Eric asked.
“Three and a bottle of gin, champagne, and vodka.” She smirked at Eric. “Go get what we need. Please be back in under an hour.” She handed Sookie her credit card.
Eric and Sookie laughed as they walked to the liquor store down the block.
“Pam makes anyone with a drinking problem seem normal.” Eric laughed.
“She does know how to make a great margarita though.”
“Indeed.” Eric opened the door for Sookie.
“I’ll get the tequila.” Sookie told Eric with a smile.
“Meet you at the register.” Eric grabbed what they needed and looked to find Sookie. “Sookie.” Eric called out.
“Over here.” He found her in front of the tequila.
“Light or dark?” She asked.
“Dark, always dark. Light fucks you up so much harder.”
Sookie grabbed three bottles of tequila. “Oh can you grab me a small bottle of cherry vodka and grenadine, please?”
“Of course.” Eric handed her a bottle. He flashed a smile before he got what she asked. He met her at the register. He put everything put everything down and watched as Sookie dazzled the guy. She really does have a talent in making people forget to card her. I’m so glad I never did open that bar I wanted to.
Sookie smiled at the young boy behind the counter. She read his name tag, Tommy. “Thank you.”
“Pleasure was all mine.” Tommy said back to her with a large smile.
Eric took the bags from Sookie. She held the door for him as they walked out. “You really do have a way with people.” Eric commented.
“This is why I have never been carded in my entire life.” Sookie looked at Eric. “So you don’t care that I just flirted with some random guy to get a discount on alcohol?”
“Well he did give us a very large discount. However, you do need to know that I do have a large jealous streak. And… I don’t plan on sharing you with any guy.” Eric looked Sookie in the eye. He could see surprise, happiness, and lust in her eyes.
Thank god I’m wearing panties, Sookie thought. At Eric’s words her underwear were soaked. “That’s good to know.” Sookie smiled. She held the front door open for Eric. Inside the house, there were at least fifteen people.
“Sookie!” Jessica yelled. Everyone in the room looked over at her. “Come over here!”
Sookie shook her head. She gracefully waked over to Jessica, even though she was drunk as a skunk. “Jess, have you been drinking on an empty stomach?”
“Of course I have. I’m waiting for the food to warm up.” Jessica pulled Sookie towards people. “Sookie this is Amelia, Trey, Hoyt, and Sam.”
“Nice to meet you guys.” Sookie smiled. She recognized one fact.
“We actually met last night. From what I hear, you really do enjoy your tequila.” Sam extended his hand.
“Tequila and I are old friends.” Sookie shook his hand.
Sam laughed. “Jessica was telling me you needed a job?’
“For the summer. I go back to New York in September.” She explained.
“Well if you want you can work at the bar. We need a waitress and Jess tells me you have great experience as a waitress.” Sookie could see his eyes sparkle with the idea of her working there.
“Can I let you know in the morning when I am sober? I don’t want you to think that I am drunk.” She laughed.
“Sure no problem.” Sam smiled.
“If you’ll excuse me I need to eat before I drink anymore tequila.” Sam nodded and Sookie headed for the kitchen. She found Eric standing there. “What are you doing all alone in here.”
“Taking a break from Pam.” He poured a large amount of whiskey in a cup. “She doesn’t stop until she gets an answer she wants.” He swallowed the whiskey in one sip.
“What did she want?” Sookie asked as she made herself a drink.
“Aside from being a pain in my ass? She wants me to offer you a job for the summer.”
“Cause you need money.” He rolled his eyes.
“Jessica and Pam really need to learn how to stay the fuck out of my work and love life.” Sookie downed half her drink. “I think it’s time to get drunk again.”
Eric laughed. “So do you want a summer job working with me?”
“What does it entail exactly?”
“You help me find concerts to go to, book interviews, and help me find great shots.” He paused. “Normally I have an intern help me, but I didn’t want to work with a complete stranger again. The last one just didn’t work out.”
“How much an hour or am I working on commission?” Sookie asked with a raised eyebrow.
“Seven thousand for the entire summer.”
Sookie starred at Eric with his mouth open. “I’m sorry, did you just say seven thousand?”
“Yes.” His face remained blank, but then he smiled. “The offer also includes dinner once a week, lunch four times a week, and breakfast any time you sleep over.”
“Is that part of a job?”
“Hopefully it’s an incentive for you, but it’s personal for me.” He smiled at her.
“Throw in free coffee and you have yourself a cute summer intern.” Sookie stood in front of him. She used her pointed finer to beckon him down to her level. Eric leaned down with a smile. Sookie kissed him, pulling back when Eric deepened the kiss. Eric looked at her. “You don’t seal some deals with a kiss?” She smirked.